Since ’99, a million people have died Of overdoes here in the US of A You might know one, you might know two It could be your mama, hell it could be you And a bunch of that shit can be traced to one twit The CEO of Purdue, oh motherfuck him He bribed the FDA, and lied and lied and lied Now he’s living large in Austin, Tx Drinking Mai Tai's The world at large has taken enough of your shit If there’s a voice somewhere in your head Saying “kill yourself” Listen to it Richard Sackler You’re subhuman filth So you might as well Slit your wrists And fuckin’ kill yourself Back in 2012, Mylan and Pfizer Ran a brazen scam to fleece the public The price of EpiPens was fixed behind the scenes They had you by the balls, they had you by monopoly And that psychopathic choice goes back to one voice Joe Manchin’s daughter, will somebody call Freud? Her mommy helped her too, a whole family of freaks With a multi-million exit package Living like a queen The world at large has taken enough of your shit If there’s a voice somewhere in your head Saying “kill yourself” Listen to it Heather Bresch Blow it out your cunt And go straight to hell Make a noose And fucking kill yourself When The court systems have failed And let this scum walk free and When Civil trials result in naught but nominal fees The onus is on The subconscious of psychopaths and soulless scum To worm it’s way into the forefront of their minds And force their hand to the gun safe tonight Just reflect on the Iraq war Countless innocent people fucking died And Dubya isn’t currently in his garage Choking out on carbon monoxide? J. David Haddox, and Russell Portenoy Eat a pound of those dogshit pills that you pushed, and die Ian C. Read and Michael Wirth Do us a solid, stick a fork in an outlet and fry Why don’t these freaks ever off themselves? Fred Singer died at 95 Fredrick Seitz died at 96 How is Henry Kissinger still fucking alive? Just wrap your lips around a revolver You fucking pricks You know who you are You’ve thought about it And I can tell So just nut up And fucking kill yourself Kill yourself Kill yourself Fucking kill yourself Fucking shoot yourself Fucking cut yourself Fucking gas yourself Fucking splatter yourself Fucking poison yourself Fucking hang yourself Fucking drown yourself Fucking choke yourself Fucking gut yourself Fucking dome yourself Fucking stab yourself Fucking Cobain yourself Fucking fuck yourself Fucking kill yourself

Hello, this is your reminder that rent’s due on the 1st It’s going up 300 bucks, ain’t that the worst? Maintenance slopped 9 layers of beige paint Over all the mold, so tell me What more do you want? Oh, the ceiling is leaking? Well, you can rent this 5 gallon bucket from me For 60 extra dollars a month What you collect will be included on your water bill Hey, it’s running water, pay up Roaches in your kitchen? 75 bucks for pet rent Get sick and lose your job? I get to evict My pig-on-a-leash will toss you into the streets Give you a beating Then cite you for vagrancy I don’t give a damn If you’re a single mother Or elderly on fixed income I’ll give you the boot And then… You Will Kneel And kiss My… You can petition city hall daily But the mayor goes to rich guy orgies with me You will sweat through a broken A/C But bitch you’d better give me my fuckin’ money now! Our economic model is built on protecting me I get paid to squat on these properties You can vote for some pinkos and protest But it doesn’t matter when I own All of DC Mao can suck me My favorite thing is that Even some of you plebs will defend me Cause you like the way it feels with my boot on your gooch Rent is due on the 1st

I always imagined the apocalypse to be A big dramatic ending like in my favorite movies Like an alien invasion, grays probing all our butts Or a highly lethal virus with no Hoffman to save us But instead we get increasingly worse heatwaves from Shanghai to London Motherfuck it, I’ll take what I can get, it will get the damn job done Because The entire fucking earth Will be totally deep fried We’ll all be broiled alive And our children will all die HEY The oceans will be Thoroughly acidified There will be nothing left alive Our bones all bleached and petrified YAS! So rather than sacrificing virgin goats to Lucifer I’ll eat a bunch of beef and drive a big fuckoff Hummer I’ll send love letters to Dick Cheney and Joe Manchin To thank them for their contribution to this shitty planets end It will be a thrill to witness all life recede into the void Kind of like my hairline or auto workers in Detroit Rejoice! The entire fucking earth Will be totally deep fried We’ll all be broiled alive And our children will all die HEY The oceans will be Thoroughly acidified There will be nothing left alive Our bones all bleached and petrified YAS Mwahahahahaha The skies The seas The tundra And the trees The north The south Every city Every town Hail BP Praise Chevron Halliburton And Exxon The sun The closest star Will turn Earth Into Mars It’s unstoppable now, unless a few choice people take a slug through the fuckin’ dome And a pipeline or two get blown to bits, but who among you has the stones? Nobody! The entire fucking earth Will be totally deep fried We’ll all be broiled alive And our children will all die HEY The oceans will be Thoroughly acidified There will be nothing left alive Our bones all bleached and petrified Yikes! It’s way too late To turn this sinking ship around So bottoms up as we go down No optimism is allowed HEY Environmentalists Can ask pretty please They can get down on their knees It won’t change a goodamn thing So I guess we’re fucked And that’s just fine with me

Sacrifice For Mammon And Belphegor And Clarence Thomas Another weirdo in a robe The elder gods have graced us with their wise and just decrees By their design women’s rights are ancient history Isn’t it cool, isn’t it based that 9 perverted fools Can decide the fate of all of us And we get to play by their rules Bow to the kings And kiss Their pinky rings When the full moon rises, we must say the prayer of the Great Old Ones Two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun For Beelzebub And Paimon Nyarlathotep And Kavanaugh The cuntface who likes beer Behold the hallowed judges, protectors of corporate rights Defenders of the CIA and their torturous black sites Like Cerberus they’ll defend Apple and Amazon Kneel before your mighty lords And ready your willing tongues You know what to do Deep throat The whole fucking boot Two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun And the ancient ones Demand an offering Of the SEC And the EPA For Asmodeus And Belial And leviathan And Amy Coney Barrett She was in a goddamn cult Two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun

All hail Maruchan The lifeblood of the apocalypse It's good enough for prison It's good enough for college But it's kind of bland, so lets admit That it could use a little something Those flavor packets are just sodium Have you tried substituting it with garlic salt and a little parmesan? Yum! Or maybe red pepper And some florets of baked broccoli Add a squeeze of lemon Add a snip of parsley It's not half-bad, I think you'll agree And if you want to get freaky Consider a spoonful of peanut butter It's not quite gourmet pad-thai But there's always a jar somewhere in your cupboard I reiterate Yum! These are only a few tips To make your ramen a special dish I hope you found them helpful Like and leave a comment And don't be afraid to experiment

When I was young after World War II College only cost a dime Our generation wasn’t lazy like you We had to struggle all the time Slogging up the hill in the snow both ways To our all white school where we beat up the gays You goddamn kids want stuff for free Like basic medical care I worked at GM with a high school degree Making 80k a year Back in my day, we knew how to work hard In a single-income household in the suburbs with two cars You’ve all got interests like artisanal dog food Instead of wholesome regime change over seas I’m looking at Iran Your student loans build character But don’t fuck with my social security Get a job, you commies Bootstraps are my kink Your entire generation Are a bunch of purple haired freaks I haven’t had an erection in ten years

Why has the algorithm Forsaken me and my sacrifices? I require a lot of attention Cause I have some issues with my dad So follow me on Instagram And YouTube please, links in my bio If strangers on the internet Don’t know who I am, do I even exist? I’ve angered the great TikTok And I’ll probably be banned pretty soon I just want to trigger fascists I just want to dunk on liberal duds I don’t have the brains for a news show So I hide behind my growls and chugs Why has the algorithm Punished me for hateful content? If I can’t drop a dookie on right wing assholes What’s the point of all of this?