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All hail Maruchan
The lifeblood of the apocalypse
It's good enough for prison
It's good enough for college
But it's kind of bland, so lets admit

That it could use a little something
Those flavor packets are just sodium
Have you tried substituting it with garlic salt
and a little parmesan?

Yum!

Or maybe red pepper
And some florets of baked broccoli
Add a squeeze of lemon
Add a snip of parsley
It's not half-bad, I think you'll agree

And if you want to get freaky
Consider a spoonful of peanut butter
It's not quite gourmet pad-thai
But there's always a jar somewhere in your cupboard

I reiterate
Yum!

These are only a few tips
To make your ramen a special dish
I hope you found them helpful
Like and leave a comment
And don't be afraid to experiment

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Panic Surfer Dallas, Texas

Panic Surfer is a one man project from Texas, formed during the 2020 lockdown to prevent the sole member from slipping into total madness.

Originally Panic Surfer was a project focused on satirical YouTube and Tik Tok videos, but later expanded into more ambitious territory.

Incorporating elements of death, thrash, groove metal, and horror punk, Panic Surfer promises to punish.
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