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Hello, this is your reminder that rent’s due on the 1st
It’s going up 300 bucks, ain’t that the worst?
Maintenance slopped 9 layers of beige paint
Over all the mold, so tell me
What more do you want?

Oh, the ceiling is leaking?
Well, you can rent this 5 gallon bucket from me
For 60 extra dollars a month
What you collect will be included on your water bill
Hey, it’s running water, pay up

Roaches in your kitchen? 75 bucks for pet rent
Get sick and lose your job? I get to evict
My pig-on-a-leash will toss you into the streets
Give you a beating
Then cite you for vagrancy

I don’t give a damn
If you’re a single mother
Or elderly on fixed income

I’ll give you the boot

And then…

You
Will
Kneel
And kiss
My…

You can petition city hall daily
But the mayor goes to rich guy orgies with me
You will sweat through a broken A/C
But bitch you’d better give me my fuckin’ money now!

Our economic model is built on protecting me
I get paid to squat on these properties
You can vote for some pinkos and protest
But it doesn’t matter when I own
All of DC

Mao can suck me
My favorite thing is that
Even some of you plebs will defend me
Cause you like the way it feels with my boot on your gooch

Rent is due on the 1st

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from Panic Attack Vol. 2: A List of People I Think Should Kill Themselves, released November 9, 2022

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Panic Surfer Dallas, Texas

Panic Surfer is a one man project from Texas, formed during the 2020 lockdown to prevent the sole member from slipping into total madness.

Originally Panic Surfer was a project focused on satirical YouTube and Tik Tok videos, but later expanded into more ambitious territory.

Incorporating elements of death, thrash, groove metal, and horror punk, Panic Surfer promises to punish. ... more

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