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Your health insurance claim came across my desk
You’re looking for coverage for surgery
And some meds here and there, and a specialist
You’ve come down with a horrible disease
Well you can kiss my ass, you can suck my cock
I know better than yourself, I know better than your doc
If you wanna live, then you can go bankrupt
And if you die, we’ll snatch the fillings right from your gums

There’s profits to be made this year
There’s mega yachts to be bought
Chuck Schumer has a price tag on him
There’s elections to be “won”

Your diabetic child needs some insulin
Let me see what we can do
We’re on your side, we’ve got your back
Our top priority is you
Haha, I’m pulling your leg, dumbass
Your child can die and then we’d all laugh
We’ll pick your pockets while you mourn his death
Then cover our asses on CNN

Get sick? Be a slave to your employer
And thank them for the coverage
Then get taken to an out of network ER
After a car crash and a broken limb

There goes the college fund
For your one surviving child
And now your mother has a mysterious cough
From living in East Palestine, Ohio

She’s only 64
Uncovered by medicare
Uninsured after your father died
And a lifetime of vasculitis
No money for radiation
No money for chemotherapy
We made a bundle while she gasped and wheezed
And choked on frothed lungs
Prayed to her god
Pled on GoFundMe
And finally fucking died

Now you’re $100k in debt to me
Expect some calls from a collection agency

There’s profits to be made this year
There’s stocks to be bought back
You can fiddle around with this healthcare system
But the core will remain intact
Your dumbfuck neighbor chewing Copenhagen
Will call you a socialist
If you say that healthcare should be public sector
Free at the point of service

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from Panic Attack Vol. 3: Datura Burrito, released June 4, 2023

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Panic Surfer Dallas, Texas

Panic Surfer is a one man project from Texas, formed during the 2020 lockdown to prevent the sole member from slipping into total madness.

Originally Panic Surfer was a project focused on satirical YouTube and Tik Tok videos, but later expanded into more ambitious territory.

Incorporating elements of death, thrash, groove metal, and horror punk, Panic Surfer promises to punish. ... more

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